TOP 5 FASHION CRIMES OF ALL TIME (MALE EDITION)

Okay, so here it is.....

I may throw up during this blog post, but i will give fair warning if i do. Today i have decided to make a post on the ugliest fashions i have ever seen on men (this is my opinion by the way)

Get ready..... (Not ranked from best to worse):

5th: Dock Martins

Okay, so this may just be me over exaggerating but i hate these shoes so much. They may look okay on girls but they physically repulse me on men. If i see you walking down the street in these shoes, that our made by Satan, i will give you the dirtiest look EVER! Do not wear these fashion crimes males!

4th: Denim on Denim

NO. Just no. This has always been a fashion crime but recently it has become a common appearence to see this devil worship in practice. DO NOT wear denim on denim as, in my opinion, it is worse than 1980's male fashion.

 Example:

LOOK AT THIS FASHION, NO!

3rd: Socks that don't match outfits

Personally i feel if you do this, your just lazy. If your going through the effort of getting all dressed up and fancy why wear socks that don't match? It is so stupid and really irritates me. 

2nd: Suits with no socks 

Can you not afford socks? If not, do this and look a mess like the man above. This fashion crime is just tragic, it makes you look cheap and homeless. Don't do it.

1st: Saggin Jeans

Regardless of how much you squat, no one wants to see the results bursting out of your denim. Jeans were made to put around your hips, not to show the boys that you are ready to be bent over in a 

prison cell. This fashion trend disgusts me.

Everyone reading this blog today may not agree with what i have wrote about, however, i clearly don't give a dam. Comment below what you think the worst fashion crimes are! 

BYEEEEEE FOR NOW!