Monday 24 October 2016

Lady Gaga's New Album - Joanne

So Lady Gaga's new album has came out and it is everything i wanted and more! It is so much better than "Artpop", even though i did enjoy Artpop, i think this album is so much better for so many reasons.

{Me at my 6th husbands funeral} 

The album cover is fierce. Fierce as hell. It may be very simple but it is so amazing! Lady Gaga looks absolutely amazing on it (could turn me straight any day, not gonna lie), and white background is very tumblr. Compared to "Artpops" album cover it is very less up in your face and shows the new Gaga more than the old crazy one (who i also loved) 

{Artpop album cover}

Tracklist: 
Standard Edition: 
1. Diamond Heart
2. A-Yo
3. Joanna
4. John Wayne 
5. Dancin' in circles 
6. Perfect Illusion
7. Million Reasons
8. Sinner's Prayer 
9. Come To Mama
10. Hey Girl ft. Florence Welch 
11. Angel Down 

Deluxe Edition:
12. Grigio Girls
13. Just Another Day
14. Angel Down (Work Tape)

On the album there is no songs i dislike, at the moment.
I will eventually be doing a breakdown of my favourite to least favourite song on the album but i have to learn the songs better first!

Stay tuned for more on this album 
Bye for now xx


Friday 14 October 2016

TOP 5 FASHION CRIMES OF ALL TIME (MALE EDITION)

Okay, so here it is.....
I may throw up during this blog post, but i will give fair warning if i do. Today i have decided to make a post on the ugliest fashions i have ever seen on men (this is my opinion by the way)

Get ready..... (Not ranked from best to worse):

5th: Dock Martins
Okay, so this may just be me over exaggerating but i hate these shoes so much. They may look okay on girls but they physically repulse me on men. If i see you walking down the street in these shoes, that our made by Satan, i will give you the dirtiest look EVER! Do not wear these fashion crimes males!

4th: Denim on Denim
NO. Just no. This has always been a fashion crime but recently it has become a common appearence to see this devil worship in practice. DO NOT wear denim on denim as, in my opinion, it is worse than 1980's male fashion.
 Example:
LOOK AT THIS FASHION, NO!

3rd: Socks that don't match outfits
Personally i feel if you do this, your just lazy. If your going through the effort of getting all dressed up and fancy why wear socks that don't match? It is so stupid and really irritates me. 

2nd: Suits with no socks 
Can you not afford socks? If not, do this and look a mess like the man above. This fashion crime is just tragic, it makes you look cheap and homeless. Don't do it.

1st: Saggin Jeans
Regardless of how much you squat, no one wants to see the results bursting out of your denim. Jeans were made to put around your hips, not to show the boys that you are ready to be bent over in a 
prison cell. This fashion trend disgusts me.


Everyone reading this blog today may not agree with what i have wrote about, however, i clearly don't give a dam. Comment below what you think the worst fashion crimes are! 

BYEEEEEE FOR NOW!

Saturday 8 October 2016

Ru Paul's Drag Race All Stars 2 Episode 7 Ruview (Contains Spoilers)

Hello everyone, so sorry for not posting anything recently. I keep half writing posts and then deleting them as i think they are to cringe! Anyway, for now, i think i might just post All Stars 2 stuff until it finishes (hope this is okay) Anyway lets get on with the ruview!


This week the queens had to turn their family members into drag queens (must have a family resemblence) To add to this, the queens had to do vogue choreography with there family memeber.
Lets see how they did (Vogue choreography first):

Detox's Vogue: 
Detox and her sister killed it. There vogue performance was so funny & you could tell that her sister was really enjoying it!

Alyssa's Vogue: 
Alyssa and her sisters choreography was so fierce and on point, i loved it. However, Alyssa's sister really didn't look like she was into it & she seemed so over it, which really put me off.

Roxxxy's Vogue: 
Proxy's grandmother looked like she was having the time of her life and i love it! However everything looked a little awkward and forced.

Katya's Vogue: 
Katya's mum looked really awkward for the whole performance which was really funny to me. The whole performance played on comedy in a way that really worked! It made me laugh quite a lot actually.

Alaska's Vogue: 
I couldn't find a gif of Alaska and her mum doing vogue (oops) However i can tell you that there performance was cheap and lack luster. Alaska's mum looked like she was enjoying it though!

Time for the main performances/runways: 
{Guess who's excited}

I will be ranking them from worst to best (in my opinion):

5th: Alaska
Both looks seemed very cheap to me. When i think of Alaska, i definitely don't think of this. However both of them looked fierce but not fierce enough for me.

4th: Alyssa Edwards
Alyssa looked fierce as hell but her sister just didn't look right to me. She was definitely not in it to win it. My biggest problem with the look was the red shoulder things (ew)

3rd: Roxxxy Andrews
Roxxy and her grandmother looked stunning. This is the best Roxxxy has done in a while and i can't find a flaw with the looks. 

2nd: Detox 
This was so good. They both looked so fierce! My only problem was that these dresses were both Marco Marco, meaning she didn't make them herself.


1st: Katya
Katya and her mum where AMAZING. The looks may have not been the most fierce but they told a story and it really worked. This is why we love Katya.

Ru Pauls decision:
Alaska: BTM3
Roxxxy: BTM3
Katya: High
Detox: Win
Alyssa: Eliminated (Detox's decision)

This is where i get angry:
1. Alaska acted like a big brat. It was disgusting to watch her act so childish and unprofessional. It was just embarrassing to watch.

2. Katya should have won the lip sync, the only reason Detox won was because she got her fake butt out again!

{When you know you can't beat Katya without a gimmick}

3. Rolaskatox is real this season. This became 100% clear after this episode as Detox kept Roxxy cause she is a "close friend", Detox obviously cares more about her friendship with Roxxxy more than the competition! This shows that she doesn't deserve to win the competition in my opinion!

{You can tell that Detox was really upset by her decision which did make me feel for her}

{But even Ru was sh00k by the decision}

What did we learn this episode?
  • Alaska can be a brat
  • Rolaskatox is real
  • Katya is the next Jinkx's Monsoon
Bye for now!

Friday 30 September 2016

Ru Paul's Drag Race All Stars 2 Episode 6 Ruview (Contains Spoilers)

Okay, maybe i lied about not doing weekly updates about all stars but at this point in time.... clearly my dear i don't give a damn.

{Me not giving a damn)

This weeks episode contained some very wrong decision making. This is evident by fans reactions, the fandoms reaction, and Roxxxy Andrews face......






Yes Roxxxy.....
we all felt the same way.






For this weeks main challenge the queens had to create their own products:

Detox – Trash Talking Trash Can
Alaska – Alaska Thunderfun fashion tape
Alyssa – Go Go Juice
Roxxxy Andrews – wig glue
Katya – Katya’s crisis control (basically a perfumed Thorazine spray)
Tatianna – a tea set


Detox: For me, Detox's overall performance in the main challenge was..... blah. Her piece didn't seem very rehearsed and professional like some of the other queens and her prototype was so Dida Ritz mess.

{when your ugly friend spills the T}

Alaska: As per usual, Alaska did amazing, just like she did in the perfume challenge in season 5, Alaska kills every single ad challenge without fail! No one can disagree with this statement. 

{Puns for days, making waves}

Alyssa: The overall performance that Alyssa gave was amazing. However parts could have been more organised and clean. She still did an amazing job and i did agree with her placement this week!

{Best thing of the episode}

Roxxxy Andrews: For me, like Detox's performance, was..... blah. Both the wigs she wore were 100% busted, for such a professional queen who usually has absolutely amazing wigs this was not good. Her routine was, in some ways, predictable and nothing made me laugh (except her double chin when her wig came off) 

{Wig borrowed from Sasha Belle}

Katya: YASSSSSS, only words to describe her performance! The whole piece just screamed Katya, from the russian accent to her legs wide open on the chair. Katya knows how to do funny and it really showed!

{Housewife realness}

Tatianna: To be honest, i thought Tatiana's performance was gonna be better from what we seen when she was filming with Michelle and Carson. However, she still had very funny moments and executed the piece very well! Thank you. 

{When you see a hot guy staring at you}

Runway: Category is.... PANTS (Ranked Worst to best, in my opinion!)

6th: Alaska 
{What the actual hell was this? You literally had to borrow a T-shirt from Roxxxy}

5th: Tatianna
{It may have been for TLC but this is the best of the best girl, you also wore flats girl}

4th: Katya
{No matter how much you try sell it girl... it ain't gonna happen, serving me Sue Sylvester, from Glee, realness}

3rd: Detox
{This outfit is stunning, my only problem is i feel it is very similar to something we have seen before in season five}

2nd: Alyssa Edwards
{Very Alyssa, very chic, very elegant, i love it!}

1st: Roxxxy Andrews
{This look was giving me everything i needed this week, head to toe, she looked stunning}

Ru Paul's Decisions:
Alaska: Win
Katya: High
Alyssa: Safe
Detox: Safe
Roxxxy: Bottom
Tatianna: Bottom (Eliminated by Alaska)

Okay, i do not agree with two things:
  • Number 1: Detox, in my opinion, should have been in the bottom with Roxxxy
  • Number 2: Alaska should have eliminated Roxxxy
I am now 100% sick of Alaska saving Roxxxy, time after time she has failed and nothing has been done about it. Alaska literally kept Roxxxy over Tatianna this episode because she lent her a T-shirt for the runway..... A T-SHIRT.

Many thing that Katya should have won the lip sync also, but i do disagree with this. Katya did have some amazing moves but she stayed on the floor for the chorus of the song instead of turning it out which was a complete let down. 

{Alaska not lip syncing the words but still wins...}

Overall, i really did enjoy the episode. My only big problem, as a stated before, was the fact Tatianna got eliminated when she didn't even do the worse. 

Thank you for reading my stupid, long review of the new all stars episode :D

Bye for now.


Monday 26 September 2016

Halloween Costumes ❣

Well, it't only September but i am already preparing for halloween, and there is nothing no one can do to stop me. Everyone knows that Halloween is just a stupid way of companies making money, but every year, every-time, everywhere people fall in the trap of the money making scheme.... and i am no exception!

{me preparing}

Today i will be sharing my sexy, seductive costume ideas for everyone who wants to know. But first a montage of last years costume.... it was eggcellent! 

{sad egg}
{Fierce egg}

{Friendly egg}
{happy egg} 

Moving swiftly on from last year, i would now like to show my new costume ideas, i think i will be sticking with my "food" theme that i had going on last year.... so here are the foods I'm choosing from:

Number 1: Pea Costume 

This costume is just so funny and i love it!

Number 2: Bacon Costume
Considering the fact i went as a fried egg last year, bacon will just fit perfectly!

Number 3: Sunflower Costume
I know that this costume isn't a "food" but i just think it't super cute and fun!

Number 4: Banana Costume
The classing banana costume. Thats all.

Number 5: Watermelon costume
This costume just made me laugh, and who doesn't love a good watermelon? 

Number 6: Grape Costume
I was debating this costume last year but i am still unsure!

These are the six halloween costumes i am debating about. I honestly still don't know if i am even doing anything for Halloween but i just love costumes to be perfectly honest and can't wait for an excuse to buy one!

I will try keep everyone who wants to know updated on the costume i pick!

Byee for now